[The worst part is that if he really thinks about it, it's not... untrue. Everyone expected to confirm to the desires of a single being, punished for the slightest infraction, the remaining members brainwashed and manipulated into thinking they're doing the right thing.

He can never tell Aziraphale these thoughts.]

Oh, don't worry, it wasn't the Mansons.

[He figures that's sort of where the hesitation lays, because no one wants to have a conversation about murder cults.]

There's got to be someone in this entire town that smokes weed. Could break into the police station, see if they've got any contraband.