Maybe the worst is still to come-- I'm sure they could edit this all down into one or two episodes, easy. [ A beat. ] Probably. Not that it'd be the kinda reality show I'd ever watch.

[ That's probably a lie. Forcing a bunch of strangers into family units in a simulated 1950s/60s suburban neighborhood sounds like it could make incredible TV. Just think of all the drama.

Being on this side of it, though? No thank you. ]

Plus maybe it's like one of those hidden camera-type deals, y'know? Or What Would You do?