[Crowley scoffs at the mention of Hell, unable to help himself. As much as he might've initially feared Satan had a hand in all this, there's no way it's the work of Hell. There'd be more physical torture and less of the psychological kind, if it were other demons. They lack the creativity for this sort of thing.]

If it were a reality show, you'd expect more prompting, or more interesting shit to happen. Watching us muddle through the first week or so would get boring real fast.