[What he wouldn't give to be able to snap his fingers and make Archer shut up. He has to make do with scowling at him as he follows him into the kitchen, mostly because he isn't just going to loiter alone in a stranger's house. But also for the scowling.]
I wasn't about to hurt them. Didn't leave me with a lot of options.
[Even demons have to draw a line somewhere, and hurting kids is Crowley's, it doesn't matter that they're potentially evil, undead kids. They're still kids.]
Haven't taken LSD since the seventies, how is ghosts the weird part of this for you? You've been kidnapped by Stepford Wife rejects who've got fake photos of your fake life, but the ghosts are hard to buy?
[Also there's a demon standing in his kitchen, but he can't prove that.
Unfortunately, he also missed the memo re: pumpkins, so he hasn't had any thoughts about the fact Archer was lacking on on the porch. It's definitely fine.]
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I wasn't about to hurt them. Didn't leave me with a lot of options.
[Even demons have to draw a line somewhere, and hurting kids is Crowley's, it doesn't matter that they're potentially evil, undead kids. They're still kids.]
Haven't taken LSD since the seventies, how is ghosts the weird part of this for you? You've been kidnapped by Stepford Wife rejects who've got fake photos of your fake life, but the ghosts are hard to buy?
[Also there's a demon standing in his kitchen, but he can't prove that.
Unfortunately, he also missed the memo re: pumpkins, so he hasn't had any thoughts about the fact Archer was lacking on on the porch. It's definitely fine.]