handycapable: (that ass just might quit)
𝓡aymond 𝓠. 𝓖illette ([personal profile] handycapable) wrote in [community profile] memesville 2020-10-28 12:55 am (UTC)

Sure did, not-- [ He moves as if to check his watch, sees he has none, and checks the clock on the nightstand instead. ] Ten minutes ago.

[ And as much of a relief it was to wake up in separate beds, there's also a strong accompanying sense of are you kidding me? about that weird detail, because this is a house, not a hotel room. If they were children it might make more sense, but two grown ass adults?

The pictures on the dresser and elsewhere in the room Ray hasn't investigated yet, himself, not having been awake long enough yet to have moved past the initial situation, or waking up next to a strange woman wearing tacky old-fashioned pajamas.
]

Feels like we woke up in I Love Lucy, 'cept I think we'd have heard a laughtrack by now. [ He plucks at his shirttail with mild disgust, and adds in a mutter: ] Though there ain't nothing funny about these PJs.

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