Great. [Sans would rather be having any conversations about the specifics of Santa Rosita once he's eaten. Sans will lead the way to the kitchen.] There's food in the fridge you can just grab and eat. [...Sans points to the fridge.] In that thing. It keeps food cold so it doesn't go bad. Or at least not as fast. [Human food is so fussy.

If Alfred does look in said refrigerator, he'll find various 50s and 60s junk food, staples like milk and eggs, but also some actual simple meals in tupperware containers. There's definitely at least one questionable jello monstrosity, too.]